Shipping & Delivery
Getting your legendary roasts delivered across Mzansi faster than load shedding can stop us!
The Courier Guy
“We would love to handle your package”
- Same-day express (when tomorrow won't do!)
- Door-to-door delivery across SA
- International shipping available
- Real-time tracking via WhatsApp
- 200+ Kiosks nationwide
- Collection before 14:30, delivery next day
Pudo Smart Lockers
“Locker to locker, lekker quick!”
- 1200+ secure lockers nationwide
- 24/7 pickup (even during load shedding!)
- No human interaction required
- Keep your address private
- Malls, petrol stations, everywhere!
- 1-4 business days delivery
From Roast to Reality
Your legendary roast’s journey across the Rainbow Nation
Step 1
Order Placed
Your roast enters our legendary production queue
Step 2
Production
We craft your QR code masterpiece on premium gear
Step 3
Shipped Out
Handed over to our courier partners with care
Step 4
Delivered
Ready to roast your friend into legendary status
Shipping FAQ's
How long does shipping take within South Africa?
The Courier Guy: Same day to 4 business days depending on service chosen.
Pudo Lockers: 1-4 business days nationwide.
Plus 3-5 days production time for your custom roast. So total time is 4-9 days from order to legendary status!
Do you deliver to rural areas and townships?
Absolutely! With The Courier Guy’s 2500+ drivers and Pudo’s 1200+ lockers, we reach everywhere from Sandton to Soweto, Sea Point to Stellenbosch. If there’s an address, we’ll find it!
Can I track my roast during delivery?
Yebo yes! Both services offer real-time tracking:
• The Courier Guy: WhatsApp, SMS, and email updates
• Pudo: App notifications and SMS alerts when ready for pickup
You’ll know exactly where your roast is, every step of the way!
What if load shedding affects my delivery?
Eish, we feel your pain! But don’t stress – our courier partners are load shedding veterans:
• Backup power at major facilities
• Manual tracking systems
• Pudo lockers work during outages (battery backup)
Your roast will get through, even if Stage 6 tries to stop us! 💪
How secure are Pudo lockers?
More secure than your WiFi password! Each locker has:
• Unique PIN codes for every delivery
• 24/7 security monitoring
• Tamper-proof design
• Insurance coverage
Your roast is safer than a politician’s promises during election season! 🔐
Can I send my roast as a surprise gift?
The best kind of surprise! Here’s how to keep it secret:
• Use Pudo lockers to keep your address private
• We don’t include prices in packages
• Gift messages available
• Direct delivery to their door for maximum surprise factor
Nothing says “I love you” like a legendary public roasting! 😂
🇿🇦 Proudly South African Shipping 🇿🇦
From Joburg to Cape Town, Durban to Bloem – we’ve got the whole of Mzansi covered! Whether you’re in a township, suburb, or the middle of the Karoo, your roast will find its way.
⚡ Load shedding? Eish, no problem! ⚡
Our courier partners have backup plans for backup plans. Your roast will get there, even if Eskom doesn’t cooperate!
